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Adopting in Ashburn

What began in France moved to Washington, DC and then the suburbs. Let the adventures in Ashburn continue.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Treadmill?

This was too funny not to post.

Mom: I really want to get a tread mill for the house
Mom: then I could go in ten min spurts all day long
Me: you could just walk around the house in ten minute spurts

Mom: The treadmill keeps you moving or you fall off
Mom: on the floor you can stand still

Mom: I think Shadow could use a treadmill too
Me: how are you going to teach the dog to walk on the treadmill?
Mom: Have him walk up onto the machine, chain him there and turn it on
Me: isn't that animal cruelty?
Me: what if he falls down
Me: he could choke
Mom: Na - he needs to lose weight - so we're doing him a favor
Me: by maybe killing him?
Mom: we'll catch him until he's trained

Mom: hey he might like it
Me: yeah it'll be like doggy hell
Mom: especially if we tie a doggie bone on the handle
Mom: he'll chase after it
Me: He's gonna get the bone right away and lay down and break that treadmill
Mom: OK so maybe not such a great idea

Best laugh of the day. Hugs and kisses Mom! Love always, ~Heather

After sharing it with Caroline:
Caroline: wow.. shadow on a treadmill
Caroline: interesting
Caroline: some dogs like treadmills
Me: Isn't my mom hysterical?
Caroline: yes she is
Caroline: and u are too
Caroline he wouldnt choke or die.. he woulda been fine
Caroline: and u would just have to get a long treadmill and set it fast for shadow to not reach the bone right away

My cheeks hurt I am laughing so hard. Love again, ~Heather

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