There's no power in the 'verse that can stop me.
Not you, thee faithless in my skills.
Not you, thee weak of heart and lacking in courage.
Not you, forces of awful interpersonal communication.
Not you, thee unwilling to do something for another - even a friend.
Not you, onions I cut way too thin and burned while trying to make onion rings (without a recipe).
I am strong and have faith in my abilities.
I am brave and pure of heart.
I am a master communicator (literally).
I am a friend.
I am going to have to start reading recipes before I cook.
No power in the 'verse can stop me.